Doug asks... Dicky do you have a Black ass? and do you freestyle walk?? Clint asks... Dickey,who is your favorite teacher nogo or tiny tim dee? LOVE CLINT Jean Dalia Orozco asks... Shouldn't there be more pictures of me on your site? Thomas Pokorny asks... Did you ever get a serious question, Dickey? "Spunk" asks... Why are you a flaming narcissist for no good reason? Dick Buffet asks... What is your favorite classification of a mullet? Mine is the Mullatino. Or maybe the Mini-Truck mullet...who knows... Note from Webmaster: The Mulletard. Rev. Chris Marsceill asks... Why is it if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does? Christopher Price asks... Dickie: If you were stuck in the desert, and it was hot outside, would you take off your pants and jakkit...and no I was not asked this in first grade. Brendan Joseph Xavier Burke asks... You. Gay. Why? Jay Frazer asks... Why do guys have nipples? Jeffrey Donnan Wisnom asks... If I plugged my nose and shut my mouth and sneezed, would the sneeze go out my ears or would my head explode? Either way I'm scared to try. Joshua Matthew Wheeler asks... If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? It's a simple question really....a child could answer it. Molly Wilson asks... Do tell me why, in front of all these internet twats, the answer to this mysterious question; the answer to which has alluded my understanding for quite some time: WHY ARE GUYS OBSESSED WITH LARGE BREASTS? Jean Dalia Orozco asks... Do you think that Justin Timberlake would marry me? (Richie, if you give me a smart A answer for this, I will hunt you down and bury you alive.) Dr. Richard W. Schmid (My Dad) asks... Is the Dick Book like a Penis Pamphlet? I think the questions are good enough and do not require answers, at least for now. I'm sure you are all in agreement. -Dickey Name: Email: Question: